Melicious Gore May
Name: Melissa
Derby Number: 212
Position: Fresh Meat
Derby Birthday: October 2014
Athletic Background: High school softball (where I was voted Most Team Spirit but had very little else to offer), running late, recreational hiking, skiing, running my mouth, chasing small children (usually my own), swimming, avoiding running at all costs.
Likes: My family, sound theology, creating good food, reading, reading about good food, sarcasm, shenaniganizing, rocking out, laughing, craft cocktails, games with friends, sharing food and drink with friends, over-sharing with friends, making new friends, travel, discovery and learning new things.
Dislikes: Migraines, negative attitudes, gossip, Monsanto, animals you can't eat, Oprah, sick children, balloons, abortion, and 'dry clean only' clothing.
Why Derby: It's a team sport for people who've never been on teams or played sports. It embraces the unique in each individual and uses it to strengthen the team as a whole. Also, it doesn't involve running.
Derby Goals: This is my first season, and I want to make sure I am a solid wall that shall not be moved. I want to take the hits and keep going. Building up my core and keeping my stance low.
Name: Melissa
Derby Number: 212
Position: Fresh Meat
Derby Birthday: October 2014
Athletic Background: High school softball (where I was voted Most Team Spirit but had very little else to offer), running late, recreational hiking, skiing, running my mouth, chasing small children (usually my own), swimming, avoiding running at all costs.
Likes: My family, sound theology, creating good food, reading, reading about good food, sarcasm, shenaniganizing, rocking out, laughing, craft cocktails, games with friends, sharing food and drink with friends, over-sharing with friends, making new friends, travel, discovery and learning new things.
Dislikes: Migraines, negative attitudes, gossip, Monsanto, animals you can't eat, Oprah, sick children, balloons, abortion, and 'dry clean only' clothing.
Why Derby: It's a team sport for people who've never been on teams or played sports. It embraces the unique in each individual and uses it to strengthen the team as a whole. Also, it doesn't involve running.
Derby Goals: This is my first season, and I want to make sure I am a solid wall that shall not be moved. I want to take the hits and keep going. Building up my core and keeping my stance low.